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bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

Somewhere between fuck you and I miss you so much

skiinnysuicide:

sophiealdred:

astoldbygengar:

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made

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the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

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Anonymous: Your dick is probably like a tic tac hahahahhahaha

flutterofitswings:

shwagerr:

That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh 

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!!!!!!

taxicar:

choking on a food you love is the ultimate betrayal 


white people:  im not racist i have a black iPhone